The New Dog Next Door

is a total pain in the *ss. Just ask First Son and his Girlfriend who babysat him this weekend.
Peed on my NEW bedroom carpet.
and in the kitchen
and in the living room
Pooped in a couple of indoor places too
Chewed socks
and belts
and sneakers
Made Dog bark even more incessantly than he usually does.
Did not sleep all night in his crate as advertised
Drinks vast quantities of water and then walks around dripping from his muzzle
chased the Cats
and moves way too fast to have his picture taken which is why I have a picture of Baby Sister's dear departed springer Maggie instead, who also used to pee on my floor and walk around dripping water from her muzzle.
We are all hoping his family gets home from the their weekend trip really really soon, like in the next 10 minutes.